A friend of mine sent me this link. I thought it was ridiculously hilarious and wanted to share.
Alt Text: Videogame Wisdom You Can Apply to Real Life

My favorite quotes were:
"There is no reason not to break anything that can be broken."
"If you talk to people for more than 30 seconds, they start repeating themselves. "
"If a door is protected by elaborate security devices, you can probably get through it eventually. If it’s just locked, however, you’re screwed."